Curly Lambeau Football League
08-11-2069
#36|Cone Colostomy Cornerback
Retired (2019, Age 34)
BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
Total Rating  Help Conditioning 95%
Status Deceased (12-26-2048) Potential
Age at Death 63 Born 06-14-1985 in St. Louis, MO
Drafted Round 1, Pick 16 (2007) Experience 12 Years (255 Wks)
College Carolina Coast College, 2007 Salary 845 ($56.324M/2069 $)
OFFENSE DEFENSE SPEC TEAMS
Throw Power D- Catching Pass Cover Kick Power
Throw Acc D- Pass Blocking Run Cover D- Kick Acc
Carrying C+ Run Blocking Tackling B+ Kick Return B-
        Pursuit B+    
PHYSICAL MENTAL DEXTERITY
Speed Stamina C- Execution A- Agility B+
Strength Health C- Aggressiveness Hands
Jumping C+     Attitude Break Tackle
ROLES
QB D+ C DT SS C+ K GUN B-
WR G D+ DE FS B- P D- KR C+
HB/TB T C- ILB CB LS D- KRB
FB C- TE C- OLB C+ H C- HT C+ KOS D-
Year Type ICs Hlth Sta Att Exe ThrP ThrA Crry Ctch PBlk RBlk PCov RCov Tkl Purs KP KA KR Spd Str Jmp Agr Agl Hnd BrkT  Total 
2003 College 57 0/1 0/4   0/4       2/5     2/6   1/9         4/10 0/2 1/6   1/6 2/4   13/57
2004 College 78 1/4 3/7 1/3 0/5       0/4     2/15   1/11         1/5 0/2 2/8   5/12 0/2   16/78
2005 College 76 0/1 1/5 0/2 1/9       1/4     1/9   4/20         2/8 2/2 2/4   1/7 0/5   15/76
2006 College 74 1/2 2/6 1/2 4/6       1/5     5/11   4/8         2/8 2/2 4/8   2/13 3/3   31/74
2007 Position 57   0/1   2/5       1/3     5/12   5/13         1/8   2/7   0/8     16/57
2007 Drills 26                           7/7       2/8 -4/0     5/11     10/26
2007 Declines 0                                 -1/0 -1/0           -1/0 -3/0
2008 Position 55   0/2   1/5       0/2     6/15   5/14         1/8   2/5   0/4     15/55
2008 Drills 24                           7/7       1/7 -3/0     3/10     8/24
2008 Declines 0           -1/0                                     -1/0
2009 Position 52   1/1   2/5       2/6     3/9   4/11         1/4   0/6   2/10     15/52
2009 Drills 25                           4/10       0/5 -1/0     1/10     4/25
2009 Declines 0                                 -1/0               -1/0
2010 Position 55   0/4   1/4       0/5     1/9   1/8         0/10   0/6   0/9     3/55
2010 Drills 25                           1/8       1/5       1/12     3/25
2011 Position 59   0/3   1/5       0/4     0/19   0/11         0/5   0/6   0/6     1/59
2011 Drills 25                           2/14       1/8 -1/0     0/3     2/25
2011 Declines 0                                     -1/0           -1/0
2012 Position 57   0/1   2/4       0/5     1/18   1/8         0/6   0/7   0/8     4/57
2012 Drills 23                           0/11       0/4       0/8     0/23
2012 Declines 0       -1/0                                 -1/0       -2/0
2013 Position 58   1/4   2/6       0/2     1/12   0/10         0/9   0/7   0/8     4/58
2013 Drills 25                           0/9       0/11       0/5     0/25
2013 Declines 0               -1/0           -1/0 -1/0     -1/0       -1/0   -1/0 -6/0
2014 Position 60   0/3   1/6       0/10     0/11   1/13         0/7   1/7   0/3     3/60
2014 Drills 25                           2/10       0/6 -1/0     1/9     2/25
2014 Declines 0 -3/0           -2/0           -1/0     -1/0       -1/0 -1/0 -1/0     -10/0
2015 Position 60   0/2   0/1       0/8     0/18   0/11         0/6   0/7   0/7     0/60
2015 Drills 25                           1/7       0/12       0/6     1/25
2015 Declines 0 -8/0 -4/0     -1/0   -2/0     -2/0 -1/0 -1/0 -2/0   -2/0 -1/0   -4/0 -1/0 -1/0 -3/0 -1/0 -2/0 -3/0 -39/0
2016 Position 59   0/3   2/7       0/6     0/12   0/12         0/5   0/7   0/7     2/59
2016 Drills 24                           0/7       0/7       0/10     0/24
2016 Declines 0 -9/0 -2/0     -3/0   -1/0 -1/0 -2/0 -3/0 -4/0 -3/0 -2/0 -2/0 -1/0 -1/0   -3/0 -2/0 -6/0 -5/0 -3/0 -2/0 -1/0 -56/0
2017 Position 59   1/3   0/4       0/6     2/13   1/13         0/6   0/4   0/10     4/59
2017 Drills 25                           0/6       0/9       0/10     0/25
2017 Declines 0 -14/0 -6/0   -1/0     -2/0 -3/0 -2/0 -5/0 -1/0 -3/0 -4/0 -3/0 -2/0 -3/0 -2/0 -3/0 -4/0 -1/0 -6/0 -4/0 -1/0 -5/0 -75/0
2018 Position 58   1/6   1/6       0/4     0/15   1/10         0/9   0/2   0/6     3/58
2018 Drills 26                           0/11       0/8       0/7     0/26
2018 Declines 0 -18/0 -5/0   -7/0 -1/0 -3/0 -1/0 -6/0 -6/0 -9/0 -7/0 -4/0 -4/0 -3/0 -8/0 -5/0 -6/0 -4/0 -6/0 -4/0 -5/0 -5/0 -3/0 -4/0 -124/0
2019 Position 25       0/2       0/4     0/6   0/7         0/2   0/4         0/25
2019 Drills 27 0/4 0/3 0/1 0/1                 0/1 0/3       0/4 0/3 0/1   0/4 0/2   0/27
2019 Declines 0 -27/0 -5/0   -3/0 -6/0 -3/0 -8/0 -4/0 -4/0 -5/0 -6/0 -6/0 -5/0 -3/0 -8/0 -1/0 -4/0 -8/0 -6/0 -8/0 -8/0 -4/0 -4/0 -9/0 -145/0
Total -77/12 -12/58 2/8 8/85 -11/0 -7/0 -16/0 -8/83 -14/0 -24/0 10/210 -17/0 11/190 12/110 -22/0 -12/0 -14/0 -7/210 -26/11 -7/102 -29/0 3/229 -7/16 -24/0 -288/1324

Career Transactions
DateTransaction
02-28-2020Cone Colostomy has retired from football.
09-16-2019The Providence Devine have waived Cone Colostomy.
08-26-2018Cone Colostomy of the Providence Devine is injured with a mild concussion and is expected to be out for approximately 2 days.
04-30-2017The Providence Devine have placed Cone Colostomy on the trade block.
11-18-2012The Dallas Blah have moved Cone Colostomy to the active roster. The Dallas Blah have moved James Hugasian to the inactive roster.
11-11-2012The Dallas Blah have moved Harry Weissenhofer to the active roster. The Dallas Blah have moved Cone Colostomy to the inactive roster.
11-11-2012Cone Colostomy of the Dallas Blah is injured with a wrist inflammation and is expected to be out for approximately 8 days.
09-06-2009The Providence Radiologist have moved Cone Colostomy to the active roster. The Providence Radiologist have moved John Lethridge to the inactive roster.
05-03-2009The Providence Radiologist have moved Rick Neuheisel to the active roster. The Providence Radiologist have moved Cone Colostomy to the inactive roster.
09-07-2008The Providence Radiologist have moved Cone Colostomy to the active roster. The Providence Radiologist have moved Walt Corcoran to the inactive roster.
08-31-2008The Providence Radiologist have moved Walt Corcoran to the active roster. The Providence Radiologist have moved Cone Colostomy to the inactive roster.
08-31-2008Cone Colostomy of the Providence Radiologist is injured with a leg contusion and is expected to be out for approximately 10 days.
08-06-2007The Providence Radiologist have changed Randy Joseph's name to Cone Colostomy.
08-06-2007The Providence Radiologist have moved Randy Joseph to the active roster. The Providence Radiologist have moved Glenoid Cavity and Bone Scan to the inactive roster.