Curly Lambeau Football League
09-03-2068
#20|Itchy Balzak Cornerback
Retired (2021, Age 36)
BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
Total Rating B-  Help Conditioning 95%
Status Deceased (09-18-2043) Potential C-
Age at Death 58 Born 03-16-1985 in Amite, LA
Drafted Round 1, Pick 10 (2006) Experience 14 Years (272 Wks)
College Carolina Coast College, 2007 Salary 845 ($52.516M/2068 $)
OFFENSE DEFENSE SPEC TEAMS
Throw Power D+ Catching C+ Pass Cover Kick Power
Throw Acc D+ Pass Blocking Run Cover Kick Acc
Carrying Run Blocking C- Tackling C+ Kick Return B-
        Pursuit B-    
PHYSICAL MENTAL DEXTERITY
Speed B- Stamina Execution B+ Agility B-
Strength D+ Health Aggressiveness Hands
Jumping     Attitude C- Break Tackle C+
ROLES
QB D+ C DT C- SS K GUN
WR G D+ DE D+ FS C+ P D- KR C+
HB/TB T D+ ILB C- CB B- LS D- KRB
FB C- TE C- OLB H D+ HT C+ KOS D-
Year Type ICs Hlth Sta Att Exe ThrP ThrA Crry Ctch PBlk RBlk PCov RCov Tkl Purs KP KA KR Spd Str Jmp Agr Agl Hnd BrkT  Total 
2003 College 45 0/1 0/2 1/2 1/4       0/1     0/6   0/7         4/7   1/3   2/8 0/4   9/45
2004 College 46 0/2 0/1   0/4       0/2     1/9   0/13         1/5 1/1 0/4   3/5     6/46
2005 College 61 1/4 1/3 1/2 0/3       0/3     2/10   2/17         2/4 0/3 1/3   1/8 0/1   11/61
2006 Position 55   0/1   1/8       2/8     1/7   5/13         1/5   1/3   1/10     12/55
2006 Drills 18     2/4 0/6                                 -1/0   2/8   3/18
2006 Declines 0                                   -1/0             -1/0
2007 Position 56   0/1   0/2       3/5     3/13   1/9         1/8   3/6   2/12     13/56
2007 Drills 17 0/4 0/6 1/3 0/1                                     1/3   2/17
2008 Position 58   1/2   0/3       1/9     1/15   1/10         0/6   1/4   1/9     6/58
2008 Drills 18     5/10 2/5                                 -2/0   2/3   7/18
2009 Position 59   2/4   2/11       0/3     2/10   3/12         1/5   1/3   1/11     12/59
2009 Drills 19 0/2   1/3 1/5                             0/1 0/2     1/6   3/19
2009 Declines 0               -1/0                                 -1/0
2010 Position 57   0/2   2/4       2/3     0/15   0/10         0/6   0/8   0/9     4/57
2010 Drills 19     1/5 2/6                                 -4/0   2/8   1/19
2011 Position 53   0/4   1/1       0/6     1/16   0/5         0/8   0/5   0/8     2/53
2011 Drills 19     2/6 3/5                                 -1/0   1/8   5/19
2011 Declines 0   -1/0                                             -1/0
2012 Position 60   1/2   2/3       0/10     1/12   1/6         0/8   0/10   0/9     5/60
2012 Drills 19 0/9 1/4 1/1 0/2                                     0/3   2/19
2012 Declines 0                     -1/0 -1/0                 -2/0       -4/0
2013 Position 60   0/4   1/5       1/5     0/15   0/9         0/7   0/4   1/11     3/60
2013 Drills 19 0/8 0/5 0/1 1/3                                     0/2   1/19
2013 Declines 0                     -1/0 -2/0                 -1/0     -1/0 -5/0
2014 Position 61   0/2   1/9       1/6     0/17   2/8         0/10   0/5   0/4     4/61
2014 Drills 20 0/11 0/9                                             0/20
2014 Declines 0 -5/0           -1/0     -1/0             -1/0 -1/0     -1/0 -1/0   -1/0 -12/0
2015 Position 53       3/6       0/5     1/10   0/8         0/6   0/9   0/9     4/53
2015 Drills 19 0/12 2/7                                             2/19
2015 Declines 0 -3/0 -1/0   -1/0     -1/0 -1/0 -1/0   -2/0   -3/0       -1/0 -2/0 -2/0 -1/0 -1/0 -2/0 -3/0 -2/0 -27/0
2016 Position 49   0/5   0/5       0/2     1/15   0/5         0/6   0/3   0/8     1/49
2016 Drills 18 0/11 0/7                                             0/18
2016 Declines 0 -5/0 -3/0       -1/0   -1/0 -1/0 -2/0 -2/0 -2/0 -1/0 -4/0   -1/0 -3/0 -3/0 -1/0 -4/0 -3/0 -1/0 -2/0 -2/0 -42/0
2017 Position 45   0/1   0/2       0/2     0/15   0/3         0/4   0/9   0/9     0/45
2017 Drills 17 0/9 0/8                                             0/17
2017 Declines 0 -12/0 -7/0   -3/0 -3/0 -1/0 -3/0 -4/0 -1/0 -3/0 -2/0 -1/0 -3/0 -3/0 -3/0 -1/0   -6/0 -3/0 -1/0 -5/0 -4/0 -1/0 -4/0 -74/0
2018 Position 53   0/2   0/8             0/13   0/10         0/9   0/2   0/9     0/53
2018 Drills 19 0/9 0/10                                             0/19
2018 Declines 0 -20/0 -7/0   -2/0 -3/0 -3/0 -3/0 -5/0 -5/0 -3/0 -6/0 -8/0 -6/0 -3/0 -3/0 -2/0   -7/0 -5/0 -4/0 -8/0 -4/0 -3/0 -6/0 -116/0
2019 Position 25   0/1   0/3       0/3     0/6   0/3         0/2   0/2   0/5     0/25
2019 Drills 19 0/2 0/5 2/4 0/2                 0/1         0/1   0/2     0/2   2/19
2019 Declines 0 -25/0 -8/0   -4/0 -5/0 -3/0 -5/0 -5/0 -3/0 -3/0 -4/0 -8/0 -6/0 -2/0 -5/0 -1/0 -3/0 -9/0 -4/0 -6/0 -10/0 -6/0 -5/0 -8/0 -138/0
2020 Position 12       0/2             0/6   0/1             0/2   0/1     0/12
2020 Drills 20 0/1 0/4 0/3 0/5                 0/2           1/2 0/1   0/2     1/20
2020 Declines 0 -34/0 -9/0   -7/0 -9/0 -4/0 -4/0 -5/0   -6/0 -7/0 -10/0 -8/0 -9/0 -8/0 -3/0 -2/0 -4/0 -5/0 -2/0 -12/0 -12/0 -6/0 -8/0 -174/0
2021 Position 11       0/1             0/2   0/5             0/3         0/11
2021 Drills 19 0/3 0/2 0/1 0/2                 1/1             0/3   0/4 0/3   1/19
2021 Declines 0 -36/0 -9/0   -4/0 -5/0 -6/0 -2/0 -8/0   -6/0 -6/0 -6/0 -4/0 -8/0 -3/0 -7/0 -4/0 -9/0 -3/0 -8/0 -6/0 -6/0 -5/0 -6/0 -157/0
Total -139/88 -37/104 17/45 2/126 -25/0 -18/0 -19/0 -20/73 -11/0 -24/0 -17/212 -38/0 -15/158 -29/0 -22/0 -15/0 -14/0 -32/107 -21/7 -18/96 -57/0 -24/151 -16/51 -38/0 -630/1218

Career Transactions
DateTransaction
02-28-2022Itchy Balzak has retired from football.
05-03-2020The Tennessee Tuxedos have waived Itchy Balzak.
09-30-2019The Tennessee Tuxedos have moved Itchy Balzak to the active roster.
09-30-2019The Tennessee Tuxedos have acquired Itchy Balzak from the waiver wire.
09-02-2019The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have waived Itchy Balzak.
08-25-2019The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Spiked Hare, Lyle Bebek, Itchy Balzak, and Critter Gitter to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Packet Racket, Javelin Davlin, Dick McFarnwide, and Action Jackson to the inactive roster.
08-05-2019The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved John Kimball, Warren Weary, Gud Ancer, Shrivlynn Krotchrot, Joe Crow, d'Bumpkin, Packet Racket, Steve Fisher, Peter Pesky, Borborygmus, Dick McFarnwide, Action Jackson, and JitterJuice Jonson to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Possum Eton-Schmidt, Spiked Hare, Lyle Bebek, Micah Wish, Toupee Lawless, Itchy Balzak, Philbert Shattenstein, Major Steele, Fearsome Lil Climer, Gettum Young, Mitch N. Maxim, Critter Gitter, and Fritz Ducat to the inactive roster.
08-26-2018The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Spiked Hare, Lyle Bebek, Itchy Balzak, Gettum Young, and Critter Gitter to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Provential Hayseed, Bledsoe White, Dick McFarnwide, Prefect Hominy, and Action Jackson to the inactive roster.
04-29-2018The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Poppa Duwaydoe, Laurie Collins, Tupee Lawless, Piston Passar, Passion Pinkston, Peter Pesky, Barry Athletik, and Tim Sanders to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Possum Eton-Schmidt, Micah Wish, Itchy Balzak, Dwight Wong, Philbert Shattenstein, Major Steele, Army Hardy, and Critter Gitter to the inactive roster.
10-22-2017The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Itchy Balzak to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Hung Lewis to the inactive roster.
10-08-2017The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved JitterJuice Jonson to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Itchy Balzak to the inactive roster.
10-01-2017Itchy Balzak of the Memphis Mephitic Miasma is injured with an ankle ligament sprain and is expected to be out for approximately 23 days.
08-28-2017The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Itchy Balzak, Hung Lewis, Dwight Wong, and Bugzin Mzootsute to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Flu Huhoo, Passion Pinkston, Hans Middlebrooks, and JitterJuice Jonson to the inactive roster.
08-14-2017The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Passion Pinkston, Chike Johnson, William Armour, Terry Carter, and Bill Price to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Itchy Balzak, Philbert Shattenstein, Hung Lewis, and Micah Wish to the inactive roster.
11-28-2016The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Itchy Balzak to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Passion Pinkston to the inactive roster.
11-06-2016The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Passion Pinkston to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Itchy Balzak to the inactive roster.
11-06-2016The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Itchy Balzak to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Passion Pinkston to the inactive roster.
10-24-2016The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Passion Pinkston to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Itchy Balzak to the inactive roster.
10-23-2016Itchy Balzak of the Memphis Mephitic Miasma is injured with a shoulder muscle strain and is expected to be out for approximately 17 days.
08-30-2015The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Hung Lewis, Richen Creamy, Dix Enis, Kris Krinkle, Heinous Janus, Cybill Servais, and Itchy Balzak to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Gene Shell, Poppa Duwaydoe, Scott Abrams, and Robert Pinkston to the inactive roster.
08-10-2015The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Gene Shell, Carl Rosenfels, Robert Pinkston, Billy Harris, and Longshot Quigley to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Pill Pooscher, Itchy Balzak, Hung Lewis, Alien Kein, and Heinous Janus to the inactive roster.
08-28-2011The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Itchy Balzak, Hung Lewis, and Malcolm X. Caliber to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Talent Jones, Fearsome Lil Climer, and Eton Moore to the inactive roster.
08-08-2011The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Bugzin Mzootsute and Fearsome Lil Climer to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Itchy Balzak, Hung Lewis, Malcolm X. Caliber, and Justin DeWay to the inactive roster.
10-24-2010The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Itchy Balzak to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Bugzin Mzootsute to the inactive roster.
10-17-2010The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Bugzin Mzootsute to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Itchy Balzak to the inactive roster.
10-17-2010Itchy Balzak of the Memphis Mephitic Miasma is injured with a leg contusion and is expected to be out for approximately 7 days.
10-19-2008Itchy Balzak of the Memphis Mephitic Miasma is injured with a leg contusion and is expected to be out for approximately 4 days.
09-16-2007Itchy Balzak of the Memphis Mephitic Miasma is injured with a leg contusion and is expected to be out for approximately 5 days.
09-25-2006The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have changed Itchy Balzac's name to Itchy Balzak.
08-14-2006The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have changed Chuck Dorris's name to Itchy Balzac.
08-07-2006The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Chuck Dorris, Darryl White, Bill McDaniel, and Gene Lewis to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Malcolm X. Caliber, Darry Dangle, and Dee Kupp to the inactive roster.