Curly Lambeau Football League
09-15-2069
#39|Para Centesis Safety
Retired (2016, Age 35)
BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
Total Rating B-  Help Conditioning 95%
Status Deceased (02-27-2042) Potential C+
Age at Death 60 Born 05-15-1981 in Hiawatha, KS
Drafted Round 2, Pick 30 (2003) Experience 12 Years (246 Wks)
College Delaware University, 2003 Salary 845 ($56.324M/2069 $)
OFFENSE DEFENSE SPEC TEAMS
Throw Power D+ Catching D- Pass Cover B  Kick Power D-
Throw Acc D  Pass Blocking D- Run Cover C  Kick Acc C-
Carrying C- Run Blocking D+ Tackling B- Kick Return C-
        Pursuit B     
PHYSICAL MENTAL DEXTERITY
Speed B- Stamina C  Execution C  Agility C+
Strength C+ Health D  Aggressiveness C+ Hands C+
Jumping C+     Attitude A- Break Tackle D-
ROLES
QB D  C D+ DT C  SS C+ K F  GUN C 
WR D+ G D+ DE C- FS B- P D- KR D+
HB/TB D+ T D+ ILB C  CB C+ LS D  KRB D+
FB D+ TE D  OLB C  H D+ HT C- KOS D-
YearTypeQBRBWRTECGTDTDELBCBSKPST
2003Game        6.76.10.662.6   
2004Game           493.0   
2005Game       0.1  1.6441.4   
2006Game       1.6   602.6   
2007Game       1.6   574.7   
2008Game       0.8   395.0   
2009Game       0.7   486.6   
2010Game           543.7   
2011Game       1.5   440.1   
2012Game        0.97.50.6458.6   
2013Game       0.7   638.0   
2014Game       1.40.6  443.3   
2015Game       0.1   61.4   
Numbers in this table represent the number of minutes played at each position. ST represents special teams positions other than K or P.

Career Transactions
DateTransaction
02-28-2017Para Centesis has retired from football.
09-07-2015The Providence Devine have waived Para Centesis.
12-29-2014The Dallas Blah have moved Para Centesis to the active roster. The Dallas Blah have moved Harry Weissenhofer to the inactive roster.
12-07-2014The Dallas Blah have moved Herb Vant and Cross Table Hip to the active roster. The Dallas Blah have moved Para Centesis and Franky Winkler to the inactive roster.
01-13-2013The Dallas Blah have moved Para Centesis and Mike Evans to the active roster. The Dallas Blah have moved Hokey Pokey and Jason Thomas to the inactive roster.
12-31-2012The Dallas Blah have moved Real Luv to the active roster. The Dallas Blah have moved Para Centesis to the inactive roster.
12-23-2012Para Centesis of the Dallas Blah is injured with an ankle ligament sprain and is expected to be out for approximately 30 days.
09-05-2011The Dallas Blah have moved Luminance Ratio, Para Centesis, and Boo Hoo to the active roster. The Dallas Blah have moved Luke Stoyanovich, Carl Casanega, and Jerry Dennison to the inactive roster.
08-08-2011The Dallas Blah have moved Luke Stoyanovich, Carl Casanega, Jerry Dennison, and Corey McGlockton to the active roster. The Dallas Blah have moved Luminance Ratio, Para Centesis, Computed Tomorgraphy, and Boo Hoo to the inactive roster.
09-27-2009Para Centesis of the Providence Radiologist is injured with an elbow inflammation and is expected to be out for approximately 4 days.
10-26-2008Para Centesis of the Providence Radiologist is injured with a finger fracture and is expected to be out for approximately 12 days.
08-11-2008The Providence Radiologist have moved Para Centesis to the active roster. The Providence Radiologist have moved Hal Smoot to the inactive roster.
08-04-2008The Providence Radiologist have moved Carl Casanega to the active roster. The Providence Radiologist have moved Para Centesis to the inactive roster.
09-18-2005Para Centesis of the Providence Devine is injured with a hip contusion and is expected to be out for approximately 5 days.
05-02-2004The Providence Devine have changed Lance Jorgensen's name to Para Centesis.
09-08-2003The Providence Devine have moved Lance Jorgensen to the active roster.
09-08-2003The Providence Devine have acquired Lance Jorgensen from the waiver wire.
09-07-2003The Memphis Vanguard have automatically waived Lance Jorgensen to comply with the salary cap limit.