Curly Lambeau Football League
08-12-2069
#39|Para Centesis Safety
Retired (2016, Age 35)
BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
Total Rating B-  Help Conditioning 95%
Status Deceased (02-27-2042) Potential C+
Age at Death 60 Born 05-15-1981 in Hiawatha, KS
Drafted Round 2, Pick 30 (2003) Experience 12 Years (246 Wks)
College Delaware University, 2003 Salary 845 ($56.324M/2069 $)
OFFENSE DEFENSE SPEC TEAMS
Throw Power D+ Catching D- Pass Cover B  Kick Power D-
Throw Acc D  Pass Blocking D- Run Cover C  Kick Acc C-
Carrying C- Run Blocking D+ Tackling B- Kick Return C-
        Pursuit B     
PHYSICAL MENTAL DEXTERITY
Speed B- Stamina C  Execution C  Agility C+
Strength C+ Health D  Aggressiveness C+ Hands C+
Jumping C+     Attitude A- Break Tackle D-
ROLES
QB D  C D+ DT C  SS C+ K F  GUN C 
WR D+ G D+ DE C- FS B- P D- KR D+
HB/TB D+ T D+ ILB C  CB C+ LS D  KRB D+
FB D+ TE D  OLB C  H D+ HT C- KOS D-
Year Type ICs Hlth Sta Att Exe ThrP ThrA Crry Ctch PBlk RBlk PCov RCov Tkl Purs KP KA KR Spd Str Jmp Agr Agl Hnd BrkT  Total 
1999 College 56 0/1 0/2 1/1 0/5       0/1     1/8 0/1 2/12 0/4       1/9   0/2   0/7 0/3   5/56
2000 College 52 0/1 0/5           0/1     2/7 0/2 1/9 0/4       2/10   0/3   1/9 0/1   6/52
2001 College 76 2/2 0/7 0/1 0/8       1/2     0/3 1/4 2/10 1/2       6/22 2/3 3/5   1/5 1/2   20/76
2002 College 76 0/1 4/8 1/2 0/2       1/3     5/13 1/2 4/9 0/4       4/9 1/3 3/5   5/12 0/3   29/76
2003 Position 29       1/7       0/1     2/6 0/1 2/4 0/4       0/5       0/1     5/29
2003 Drills 23 1/1   2/4 2/6                             1/1 0/2 -2/0 0/1 1/8   5/23
2003 Declines 0                       -1/0                         -1/0
2004 Position 59   1/4   2/5       2/5     1/9 2/5 1/6 3/7       1/15       0/3     13/59
2004 Drills 26                                     -4/0 3/5   5/11   4/10 8/26
2004 Declines 0                                       -1/0         -1/0
2005 Position 57   0/4   0/3       0/3     3/12 0/4 1/5 0/9       0/14       0/3     4/57
2005 Drills 25                                     -2/0 5/14   1/6   1/5 5/25
2006 Position 61   0/1   1/8       1/3     1/12 1/6 1/8 0/6       0/13       0/4     5/61
2006 Drills 24                                       0/9   0/7   0/8 0/24
2006 Declines 0 -1/0             -1/0                                 -2/0
2007 Position 60   0/4   0/6       1/2     0/10 0/2 2/8 0/7       0/11       0/10     3/60
2007 Drills 26                                       0/4   0/12   1/10 1/26
2007 Declines 0 -1/0                                               -1/0
2008 Position 52   0/2   0/3       0/3     0/8 0/3 0/8 0/5       0/14       0/6     0/52
2008 Drills 23                                       1/5   0/8   1/10 2/23
2008 Declines 0 -1/0                                 -1/0             -2/0
2009 Position 58   0/6   3/5       2/4     0/7 0/4 0/7 2/8       0/11       0/6     7/58
2009 Drills 24     0/3 0/2                               1/6   0/6 0/2 0/5 1/24
2009 Declines 0             -1/0             -1/0       -1/0 -1/0     -1/0     -5/0
2010 Position 56   0/4   2/7       0/2     1/14 0/1 0/6 0/9       0/8       0/5     3/56
2010 Drills 25 1/12 1/13                                             2/25
2010 Declines 0 -2/0 -1/0   -1/0 -1/0   -2/0   -1/0     -2/0   -1/0 -1/0       -1/0 -1/0 -2/0 -1/0     -17/0
2011 Position 50   0/3   0/2       0/3     0/7 0/1 0/5 0/7       0/13       0/9     0/50
2011 Drills 24 0/12 1/12                                             1/24
2011 Declines 0 -3/0 -1/0   -3/0 -2/0   -1/0 -1/0 -3/0 -1/0 -1/0 -1/0 -4/0 -1/0 -1/0   -2/0 -2/0 -1/0 -1/0   -4/0 -1/0 -2/0 -36/0
2012 Position 60   0/3   3/7       1/6     0/7 0/1 0/12 1/13       1/8       0/3     6/60
2012 Drills 25 1/11 0/14                                             1/25
2012 Declines 0 -7/0 -3/0   -2/0 -2/0     -1/0 -3/0 -3/0 -3/0 -2/0 -2/0     -2/0 -1/0 -2/0 -2/0 -3/0 -3/0 -2/0 -2/0 -2/0 -47/0
2013 Position 58   0/2   1/5       0/2     0/11 0/3 0/12 0/10       0/7       0/6     1/58
2013 Drills 23 0/10 0/13                                             0/23
2013 Declines 0 -16/0 -1/0   -1/0 -1/0 -2/0 -6/0 -2/0 -1/0 -1/0 -3/0 -2/0 -7/0 -2/0 -3/0 -1/0 -1/0 -3/0 -4/0 -3/0 -4/0 -2/0 -1/0 -5/0 -72/0
2014 Position 54   0/1   1/4       0/4     1/12 0/3 1/4 0/6       0/12       0/8     3/54
2014 Drills 25 1/10 2/15                                             3/25
2014 Declines 0 -16/0 -8/0   -4/0 -3/0 -2/0 -3/0 -3/0 -4/0 -4/0 -4/0 -7/0 -3/0 -2/0 -12/0 -2/0   -8/0 -2/0 -3/0 -6/0 -6/0 -1/0 -7/0 -110/0
2015 Position 21   0/1   0/1       0/1     1/7   0/1 0/6       0/4             1/21
2015 Drills 25 0/6 0/4 0/1 0/3                 0/1           0/6 0/1     0/3   0/25
2015 Declines 0 -22/0 -11/0   -6/0 -6/0 -1/0 -2/0 -5/0 -6/0 -5/0 -8/0 -6/0 -7/0 -5/0 -4/0 -3/0 -3/0 -12/0 -3/0 -6/0 -7/0 -4/0 -4/0 -5/0 -141/0
2016 Position 10       0/2             0/1 0/2   1/1       0/3       0/1     1/10
2016 Drills 25 0/2 0/7 1/2 0/4                 0/2         0/2 0/2 0/2     0/2   1/25
2016 Declines 0 -32/0 -8/0   -3/0 -5/0 -4/0 -5/0 -9/0 -8/0 -5/0 -5/0 -7/0 -15/0 -4/0 -9/0 -6/0 -4/0 -8/0 -3/0 -5/0 -7/0 -11/0 -5/0 -9/0 -177/0
Total -95/69 -24/135 5/14 -4/95 -20/0 -9/0 -20/0 -13/46 -26/0 -19/0 -6/154 -23/45 -21/129 -8/112 -30/0 -14/0 -11/0 -22/190 -19/15 -7/63 -31/0 -18/149 -12/24 -23/48 -470/1288

Career Transactions
DateTransaction
02-28-2017Para Centesis has retired from football.
09-07-2015The Providence Devine have waived Para Centesis.
12-29-2014The Dallas Blah have moved Para Centesis to the active roster. The Dallas Blah have moved Harry Weissenhofer to the inactive roster.
12-07-2014The Dallas Blah have moved Herb Vant and Cross Table Hip to the active roster. The Dallas Blah have moved Para Centesis and Franky Winkler to the inactive roster.
01-13-2013The Dallas Blah have moved Para Centesis and Mike Evans to the active roster. The Dallas Blah have moved Hokey Pokey and Jason Thomas to the inactive roster.
12-31-2012The Dallas Blah have moved Real Luv to the active roster. The Dallas Blah have moved Para Centesis to the inactive roster.
12-23-2012Para Centesis of the Dallas Blah is injured with an ankle ligament sprain and is expected to be out for approximately 30 days.
09-05-2011The Dallas Blah have moved Luminance Ratio, Para Centesis, and Boo Hoo to the active roster. The Dallas Blah have moved Luke Stoyanovich, Carl Casanega, and Jerry Dennison to the inactive roster.
08-08-2011The Dallas Blah have moved Luke Stoyanovich, Carl Casanega, Jerry Dennison, and Corey McGlockton to the active roster. The Dallas Blah have moved Luminance Ratio, Para Centesis, Computed Tomorgraphy, and Boo Hoo to the inactive roster.
09-27-2009Para Centesis of the Providence Radiologist is injured with an elbow inflammation and is expected to be out for approximately 4 days.
10-26-2008Para Centesis of the Providence Radiologist is injured with a finger fracture and is expected to be out for approximately 12 days.
08-11-2008The Providence Radiologist have moved Para Centesis to the active roster. The Providence Radiologist have moved Hal Smoot to the inactive roster.
08-04-2008The Providence Radiologist have moved Carl Casanega to the active roster. The Providence Radiologist have moved Para Centesis to the inactive roster.
09-18-2005Para Centesis of the Providence Devine is injured with a hip contusion and is expected to be out for approximately 5 days.
05-02-2004The Providence Devine have changed Lance Jorgensen's name to Para Centesis.
09-08-2003The Providence Devine have moved Lance Jorgensen to the active roster.
09-08-2003The Providence Devine have acquired Lance Jorgensen from the waiver wire.
09-07-2003The Memphis Vanguard have automatically waived Lance Jorgensen to comply with the salary cap limit.