Curly Lambeau Football League
01-22-2017
#13|Uvula Anduvulitis Quarterback
Providence Devine (2012, Age 34)
BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
Total Rating A-  Help Conditioning 95%
Status Retired (2012) Potential C+
Age 38 Born 11-06-1978 in Weirton, WV
Drafted Round 1, Pick 5 (2000) Experience 13 Years (239 Wks)
College Maryland College, 2001 Salary 11350 ($18.525M/2016 $)
OFFENSE DEFENSE SPEC TEAMS
Throw Power A- Catching D+ Pass Cover D- Kick Power C-
Throw Acc A+ Pass Blocking D- Run Cover Kick Acc C+
Carrying B- Run Blocking Tackling D+ Kick Return D-
        Pursuit    
PHYSICAL MENTAL DEXTERITY
Speed B- Stamina C+ Execution Agility B-
Strength Health Aggressiveness Hands A-
Jumping C+     Attitude Break Tackle C+
ROLES
QB A- C C- DT C- SS D+ K D- GUN
WR G D+ DE D+ FS D+ P D+ KR
HB/TB C+ T D+ ILB C- CB C- LS KRB C-
FB C- TE D+ OLB C- H A- HT B- KOS D-
Year Team G GS ATT CMP PCT A20-39 C20-39 PCT A40+ C40+ PCT ATT/G YDS AVG YDS/G INT SCK TD 1ST 1ST% RAT
2000 PRO 15 15 442 256 57.9 13 3 23.1 0 0 -- 29.5 2747 6.2 183.1 11 30 16 129 29.2 77.9
2001 PRO 15 14 392 244 62.2 8 0 0.0 1 0 0.0 26.1 2542 6.5 169.5 11 24 19 127 32.4 85.4
2002 PRO 11 11 311 180 57.9 9 1 11.1 1 0 0.0 28.3 1681 5.4 152.8 5 15 5 87 28.0 71.5
2003 PRO 16 16 462 291 63.0 11 1 9.1 0 0 -- 28.9 2615 5.7 163.4 9 44 17 142 30.7 82.3
2004 PRO 16 16 400 230 57.5 8 1 12.5 2 0 0.0 25.0 2151 5.4 134.4 8 36 9 114 28.5 71.6
2005 PRO 16 16 403 255 63.3 4 0 0.0 1 0 0.0 25.2 2485 6.2 155.3 6 9 11 124 30.8 83.4
2006 PRO 16 15 517 313 60.5 7 1 14.3 1 0 0.0 32.3 2990 5.8 186.9 6 20 14 153 29.6 80.8
2007 PRO 12 10 404 264 65.3 4 1 25.0 2 0 0.0 33.7 2250 5.6 187.5 3 17 11 110 27.2 85.7
2008 PRO 15 14 371 249 67.1 3 0 0.0 0 0 -- 24.7 2477 6.7 165.1 4 15 15 134 36.1 94.8
2009 PRO 16 16 506 309 61.1 5 1 20.0 0 0 -- 31.6 3255 6.4 203.4 6 36 26 162 32.0 92.0
2010 DAL 15 15 478 294 61.5 4 2 50.0 0 0 -- 31.9 3305 6.9 220.3 5 32 28 158 33.1 97.3
2011 DAL 16 16 531 347 65.3 6 2 33.3 0 0 -- 33.2 3744 7.1 234.0 4 31 21 187 35.2 96.0
2012 DAL 15 15 514 336 65.4 2 0 0.0 0 0 -- 34.3 4000 7.8 266.7 6 27 26 182 35.4 101.0
Total   194 189 5731 3568 62.3 84 13 15.5 8 0 0.0 29.5 36242 6.3 186.8 84 336 218 1809 31.6 86.9

Career Transactions
DateTransaction
02-28-2013Uvula Anduvulitis has retired from the Dallas Blah.
12-31-2012The Dallas Blah have moved Uvula Anduvulitis to the active roster. The Dallas Blah have moved Excited Electron to the inactive roster.
12-24-2012The Dallas Blah have moved Excited Electron, W.K. Langhorne, Hokey Pokey, and Running Back to the active roster. The Dallas Blah have moved Uvula Anduvulitis, ALARA Dose, Honor Back, and X Ray to the inactive roster.
09-03-2012The Dallas Blah have moved Uvula Anduvulitis to the active roster. The Dallas Blah have moved Excited Electron to the inactive roster.
08-13-2012The Dallas Blah have moved Tomo Know to the active roster. The Dallas Blah have moved Uvula Anduvulitis to the inactive roster.
09-05-2011The Dallas Blah have moved Uvula Anduvulitis, Fulminant Colitis, ALARA Dose, and Honor Back to the active roster. The Dallas Blah have moved Running Back, CT Scan, and Tomo Know to the inactive roster.
08-08-2011The Dallas Blah have moved Uvula Anduvulitis to the inactive roster.
09-26-2010The Dallas Blah have moved Uvula Anduvulitis to the active roster. The Dallas Blah have moved Tomo Know to the inactive roster.
09-19-2010The Dallas Blah have moved Tomo Know to the active roster. The Dallas Blah have moved Uvula Anduvulitis to the inactive roster.
09-19-2010Uvula Anduvulitis of the Dallas Blah is injured with an abdominal strain and is expected to be out for approximately 7 days.
09-06-2010The Dallas Blah have moved Intensifier Tube, Excited Electron, Amorphous Selenium, and Uvula Anduvulitis to the active roster. The Dallas Blah have moved Hoo Boo, Contrast Agents, William Roentgen, and Tomo Know to the inactive roster.
08-09-2010The Providence Radiologist have moved Contrast Agents and No Know to the active roster. The Providence Radiologist have moved Excited Electron and Uvula Anduvulitis to the inactive roster.
09-06-2009The Providence Radiologist have moved ALARA Dose, Cutaneous Horn, and Uvula Anduvulitis to the active roster. The Providence Radiologist have moved Contrast Agents, Fulminant Colitis, and Greg Richardson to the inactive roster.
05-03-2009The Providence Radiologist have moved Merwin Etelman to the active roster. The Providence Radiologist have moved Uvula Anduvulitis to the inactive roster.
12-07-2008Uvula Anduvulitis of the Providence Radiologist is injured with an abdominal strain and is expected to be out for approximately 7 days.
08-31-2008The Providence Radiologist have moved Uvula Anduvulitis to the active roster. The Providence Radiologist have moved Excited Electron to the inactive roster.
12-02-2007The Providence Radiologist have moved Excited Electron to the active roster. The Providence Radiologist have moved Uvula Anduvulitis to the inactive roster.
09-02-2007The Providence Radiologist have moved Uvula Anduvulitis and Contrast Agent to the active roster. The Providence Radiologist have moved Jim Snyder and Excited Electron to the inactive roster.
08-12-2007The Providence Radiologist have changed Bob McGee's name to Uvula Anduvulitis.
08-12-2007The Providence Radiologist have reverted Dosimetry Meter's name to Bob McGee.
04-29-2007The Providence Devine have moved Eddie Graddy to the active roster. The Providence Devine have moved Dosimetry Meter to the inactive roster.
08-08-2005The Providence Devine have changed Dosimetry Bob's name to Dosimetry Meter.
08-23-2004The Providence Devine have removed Dosimetry Bob from the trade block.
05-02-2004The Providence Devine have changed Bob McGee's name to Dosimetry Bob.
12-08-2003The Providence Devine have placed Bob McGee on the trade block.
12-02-2002The Providence Devine have moved Bob McGee to the active roster. The Providence Devine have moved Ken Fain to the inactive roster.
10-20-2002The Providence Devine have moved Leroy Blackmon to the active roster. The Providence Devine have moved Bob McGee to the inactive roster.
10-20-2002Bob McGee of the Providence Devine is injured with a knee derangement and is expected to be out for approximately 36 days.
08-11-2002Bob McGee of the Providence Devine is injured with an elbow inflammation and is expected to be out for approximately 11 days.
12-31-2000Bob McGee of the Providence Devine is injured with a quadricep contusion and is expected to be out for approximately 4 days.
09-04-2000The Providence Devine have removed Bob McGee from the trade block.
08-07-2000The Providence Devine have placed Bob McGee on the trade block.
08-07-2000The Providence Devine have moved Bob McGee and Clarence Small to the active roster. The Providence Devine have moved David Holmes and Lou Dess to the inactive roster.