Curly Lambeau Football League
08-05-2069
#72|Double Bottomed Defecator Tackle
Retired (2006, Age 35)
BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
Total Rating B-  Help Conditioning 95%
Status Deceased (12-19-2035) Potential C+
Age at Death 64 Born 03-23-1971 in Exeter, England
Drafted Round 1, Pick 4 (1992) Experience 14 Years (284 Wks)
College Colorado University Boulder, 1993 Salary 845 ($56.324M/2069 $)
OFFENSE DEFENSE SPEC TEAMS
Throw Power D- Catching C- Pass Cover F  Kick Power D+
Throw Acc D- Pass Blocking B  Run Cover C+ Kick Acc D-
Carrying C- Run Blocking B  Tackling C  Kick Return D 
        Pursuit C+    
PHYSICAL MENTAL DEXTERITY
Speed D+ Stamina C+ Execution B  Agility C+
Strength B+ Health D- Aggressiveness C  Hands C-
Jumping D      Attitude B- Break Tackle C 
ROLES
QB D  C C  DT C+ SS C- K F  GUN C 
WR D+ G B- DE C  FS D+ P F  KR D+
HB/TB D+ T B- ILB C  CB D+ LS D+ KRB C 
FB C+ TE C  OLB C  H D  HT C  KOS D-
Year Team ACT G GS COND INJ PEN PYDS TIME
1992 TOR 16 16 16 92% 0 0 0 474:10
1993 TOR 16 16 16 94% 0 6 33 427:55
1994 TOR 16 16 16 94% 0 10 55 459:17
1995 MEM 16 16 16 92% 0 4 30 386:40
1996 MEM 16 16 16 92% 0 2 10 431:27
1997 MEM 16 16 16 94% 0 4 29 455:04
1998 MEM 16 16 16 93% 0 6 40 471:04
1999 MEM 16 16 16 94% 0 4 30 488:10
2000 MEM 16 16 16 95% 0 8 49 510:38
2001 MEM 16 16 16 93% 0 4 25 469:29
2002 MEM 15 15 15 94% 0 6 45 459:46
2003 MEM 16 16 16 94% 0 9 55 442:12
2004 MEM 16 16 0 100% 0 3 25 276:01
2005 MEM 14 9 0 100% 0 2 10 25:24
Total   221 216 191 94% 0 68 436 5777:17

Career Transactions
DateTransaction
02-28-2007Double Bottomed Defecator has retired from football.
08-07-2006The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have waived Double Bottomed Defecator.
11-21-2005The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Double Bottomed Defecator to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Fingers Schuster to the inactive roster.
11-07-2005The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Fingers Schuster and Tomato D'Amato to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Double Bottomed Defecator to the inactive roster.
11-06-2005Double Bottomed Defecator of the Memphis Mephitic Miasma is injured with a shoulder muscle strain and is expected to be out for approximately 13 days.
09-12-2005The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have changed Byron Daanen's name to Double Bottomed Defecator.
12-30-2002The Memphis Vanguard have moved Mike Burke, Byron Daanen, Alex August, Lee Mix, and Troy Beasley to the active roster. The Memphis Vanguard have moved Joe Rakestraw, Mike Hall, Steve Stewart, Levon Yelverton, and Johnny Shears to the inactive roster.
12-23-2002The Memphis Vanguard have moved Johnny Shears, Mike Hall, Steve Stewart, and Levon Yelverton to the active roster. The Memphis Vanguard have moved Byron Daanen, Mike Burke, Alex August, and Lee Mix to the inactive roster.
09-15-2002Byron Daanen of the Memphis Vanguard is injured with a mild concussion and is expected to be out for approximately 3 days.
09-03-2001The Memphis Vanguard have moved Ossie Walker, Byron Daanen, Willie Porter, Joe Mumphord, Troy Beasley, and Pat Darrow to the active roster. The Memphis Vanguard have moved George Joyner, Bob Barnes, Syd Andrako, Joe Ryan, Nolan Amman, Levon Yelverton, and Steve Thomas to the inactive roster.
08-13-2001The Memphis Vanguard have moved George Joyner, David Holmes, Bob Barnes, Levon Yelverton, and Johnny Shears to the active roster. The Memphis Vanguard have moved Ossie Walker, Josh Walters, Byron Daanen, Chris McDonald, Willie Porter, and Troy Beasley to the inactive roster.
12-28-1997Byron Daanen of the Memphis Vanguard is injured with a mild concussion and is expected to be out for approximately 4 days.
11-10-1996Byron Daanen of the Memphis Knights is injured with a leg contusion and is expected to be out for approximately 4 days.
09-10-1995Byron Daanen of the Memphis Knights is injured with a leg contusion and is expected to be out for approximately 5 days.
08-10-1992The Toronto Wolves have moved Byron Daanen, Frank Doornink, Kyle Brown, Jim Bienemann, and Marty Gentry to the active roster. The Toronto Wolves have moved Selwyn Christopherson, Don Cooper, Wally Jeffery, J.B. Souchak, and Don Shaw to the inactive roster.