Curly Lambeau Football League
05-02-2077
#91|Joey Bananas Linebacker
Retired (2062, Age 33)
BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
Total Rating B   Help Conditioning 95%
Status Retired (2062) Potential A-
Age 48 Born 04-17-2029 in Fulton, NY
Drafted Round 6, Pick 92 (2051) Experience 8 Years (144 Wks)
College Virginia University, 2051 Salary 745 ($86.93M/2077 $)
OFFENSE DEFENSE SPEC TEAMS
Throw Power D- Catching C  Pass Cover C+ Kick Power F 
Throw Acc C  Pass Blocking F  Run Cover B- Kick Acc F 
Carrying C  Run Blocking D+ Tackling B+ Kick Return D-
        Pursuit B     
PHYSICAL MENTAL DEXTERITY
Speed D+ Stamina B+ Execution B- Agility B-
Strength B  Health C  Aggressiveness C- Hands C-
Jumping B-     Attitude A+ Break Tackle F 
ROLES
QB D+ C D  DT B- SS C+ K F  GUN C 
WR D+ G C- DE C+ FS C  P F  KR D+
HB/TB D+ T C- ILB B  CB C+ LS D  KRB D+
FB D+ TE D+ OLB B  H D- HT C  KOS D-
Year Team G GS TKL SOLO AST SACK SAF STF DEF BRK INT INTY AVG LNG TD FF
2052 EDM 4 0 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 -- 0 0 0
2053 EDM 6 0 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 -- 0 0 0
2054 EDM 7 0 0 0 0 1.0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 -- 0 0 0
2055 EDM 11 0 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 -- 0 0 0
2056 EDM 7 0 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 -- 0 0 0
2057 EDM 15 0 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 -- 0 0 0
2058 EDM 16 0 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 -- 0 0 0
2059 EDM 16 1 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 -- 0 0 0
2060 STL 15 15 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 1 1 0 0 -- 0 0 0
Total   97 16 0 0 0 1.0 0 0.0 1 1 0 0 -- 0 0 0

Career Transactions
DateTransaction
02-28-2063Joey Bananas has retired from football.
09-05-2061The St. Louis Cardinals have waived Joey Bananas.
08-14-2061The St. Louis Cardinals have moved Craig Morris, Jon Nadolney, Leon Rasheed, and Malcolm Andrus to the active roster. The St. Louis Cardinals have moved Joey Bananas, Andy Coley, Guy Powell, and Mike Schmidt to the inactive roster.
09-13-2060The St. Louis Cardinals have moved Joey Bananas to the active roster. The St. Louis Cardinals have moved Tom Caron to the inactive roster.
09-13-2060The St. Louis Cardinals have acquired Joey Bananas from the waiver wire.
09-12-2060The St. Louis Cardinals have automatically waived Joey Bananas to comply with the 53-man roster limit.
08-22-2060The St. Louis Cardinals have acquired Joey Bananas from the waiver wire.
08-09-2060The Edmonton Frostbite have waived Joey Bananas.
05-02-2060The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Clyde Cassiano, Jason Kelly, Tarren Feather, and Snake Pliscan to the active roster. The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Snidely Whiplash, Girth Brooks, Joey Bananas, and Roland Stones to the inactive roster.
12-30-2058The Edmonton Frostbite have placed Joey Bananas on the Injured Reserve list for the remainder of the season.
12-30-2058The Edmonton Frostbite have moved John Campbell to the active roster. The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Joey Bananas to the inactive roster.
12-29-2058Joey Bananas of the Edmonton Frostbite is injured with a shoulder muscle strain and is expected to be out for approximately 16 days.
08-26-2058The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Dudley Doright, Joey Bananas, Roland Stones, Hy Karate, and Austin Benton to the active roster. The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Myron Harper, John Campbell, Chris von de Ahe, Matthew Manoa, and Billy Joe Don Baker to the inactive roster.
04-28-2058The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Joey Bananas to the inactive roster.
08-19-2057The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Joey Bananas to the active roster. The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Daniel Dunn to the inactive roster.
04-29-2057The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Dude Abides and Zion Duerson to the active roster. The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Joey Bananas, Travis Caldwell, Tim Sommer, and Desmond Brindley to the inactive roster.
12-11-2056The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Joey Bananas and Desmond Brindley to the active roster. The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Dude Abides and Zion Duerson to the inactive roster.
10-02-2056The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Joey Bananas to the inactive roster.
10-01-2056The Edmonton Frostbite have placed Joey Bananas on the trade block.
08-13-2056The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Joey Bananas and Tom Wilson to the active roster. The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Marques DeSad and Jack Pinckert to the inactive roster.
01-10-2056The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Chuck Nuggets to the active roster. The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Joey Bananas to the inactive roster.
10-04-2055The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Joey Bananas to the active roster. The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Chuck Nuggets to the inactive roster.
09-27-2055The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Chuck Nuggets to the active roster. The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Joey Bananas to the inactive roster.
09-07-2054The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Joey Bananas to the active roster. The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Otis Turner to the inactive roster.
08-30-2054The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Jack Pinckert, Brad Carney, Randy Viagra, Marques DeSad, and Roland Stones to the active roster. The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Joey Bananas, Daniel Dunn, Dick Martin, Sam Milstead, and Otis Turner to the inactive roster.
11-17-2053The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Joey Bananas to the active roster. The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Marques DeSad to the inactive roster.
08-25-2053The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Moe Howard, Screamin J. Hawkins, Loopy Defruiter, Bill Kimber, Tom Thumbs, Hans Gruber, Randy Viagra, and Marques DeSad to the active roster. The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Stone Mitts, Joey Bananas, Dino Rodino, Daniel Dunn, Gerald Park, Ace Seiler, and Dennis Preston to the inactive roster.
12-01-2052The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Joey Bananas to the active roster.
09-23-2052The Edmonton Frostbite have changed Bobby Nelson's name to Joey Bananas.
08-25-2052The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Louis Lowery, Keydrick Smith, Marques DeSad, Bill Kimber, Melvin Smith, Hans Gruber, Moe Howard, Hot Lips Hooligan, Jack Pinckert, and Randy Viagra to the active roster. The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Tom Caron, Bobby Nelson, Ace Seiler, Chuck Nugent, Dick Burns, Skinny Mulligan, Troy Carey, Frank Wiggs, and Killer Kowalski to the inactive roster.
08-05-2052The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Dick Burns, Bobby Nelson, Killer Kowalski, Dee Marino, Tom Caron, Tom Mecklenburg, and Chuck Nugent to the active roster. The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Randy Viagra, Hans Gruber, Louis Lowery, Keydrick Smith, Hot Lips Hooligan, Marques DeSad, and Jack Pinckert to the inactive roster.
04-28-2052The Edmonton Frostbite have acquired Bobby Nelson from the waiver wire.
08-27-2051The Pittsburgh Polecats have waived Bobby Nelson.
08-07-2051The Pittsburgh Polecats have moved Bobby Nelson, Lawrence Porter, Walt Everett, and Guy Tidmore to the active roster. The Pittsburgh Polecats have moved Korn Flake, Tiny Fagan, Art Laskey, Connie Stogie-Wagon, Alex Belser, John Talbert, and Dick Budde to the inactive roster.