Franco Harris Football League
10-06-2121
#98|Guano Getcha-Sukka Linebacker
Retired (2098, Age 34)
BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
Total Rating B   Help Conditioning 95%
Status Retired (2098) Potential B-
Age 56 Born 01-27-2065 in Rock Springs, WY
Drafted Round 3, Pick 94 (2087) Experience 6 Years (101 Wks)
College Rhode Island University, 2087 Salary 620 ($1573.582M/2121 $)
OFFENSE DEFENSE SPEC TEAMS
Throw Power D  Catching D+ Pass Cover C  Kick Power D 
Throw Acc D- Pass Blocking D  Run Cover C  Kick Acc D 
Carrying C- Run Blocking C- Tackling B+ Kick Return F 
        Pursuit B-    
PHYSICAL MENTAL DEXTERITY
Speed C+ Stamina B  Execution B- Agility C+
Strength A- Health C+ Aggressiveness C- Hands D+
Jumping C+     Attitude A- Break Tackle F 
ROLES
QB D  C D+ DT B- SS C+ K F  GUN C+
WR D+ G C- DE C+ FS C  P F  KR D+
HB/TB D+ T C- ILB B  CB C  LS D  KRB C-
FB C- TE D+ OLB B  H D- HT C- KOS D-
Year Team G GS TKL SOLO AST SACK SAF STF DEF BRK INT INTY AVG LNG TD FF
2088 OMA 7 0 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 -- 0 0 0
2089 OMA 7 0 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 -- 0 0 0
2090 OMA 1 1 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 -- 0 0 0
2094 CIN 16 7 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 -- 0 0 0
2095 CIN 16 0 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 -- 0 0 0
2096 CIN 16 0 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 -- 0 0 0
2097 CIN 16 0 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 -- 0 0 0
Total   79 8 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 -- 0 0 0

Career Transactions
DateTransaction
02-28-2099Guano Getcha-Sukka has retired from football.
08-10-2098The Cincinnati Bengals have waived Guano Getcha-Sukka.
08-23-2094The Cincinnati Bengals have acquired Guano Getcha-Sukka from the waiver wire.
08-31-2092The New York Maynards have waived Guano Getcha-Sukka.
08-31-2092The New York Maynards have moved Guano Getcha-Sukka to the inactive roster.
08-31-2092The New York Maynards have acquired Guano Getcha-Sukka from the waiver wire.
08-10-2092The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Bob Lisbon and P. Sonia to the active roster. The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Bernie Morris to the inactive roster.
08-10-2092The Omaha Oozen Oz have waived Guano Getcha-Sukka.
12-31-2091The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Rohn Beekley to the active roster. The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Guano Getcha-Sukka to the inactive roster.
12-31-2091The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Guano Getcha-Sukka to the active roster. The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Joe Youngspud to the inactive roster.
12-02-2091The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Hal Simmons to the active roster. The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Guano Getcha-Sukka to the inactive roster.
12-02-2091The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Guano Getcha-Sukka to the active roster. The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Tex Longhorn to the inactive roster.
08-13-2091The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Uguanda Dye and Harry Craven to the active roster. The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Dirty Axtell and Guano Getcha-Sukka to the inactive roster.
12-31-2090The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Guano Getcha-Sukka to the active roster. The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Uguanda Dye to the inactive roster.
09-11-2090The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Dirty Axtell and Spindlylegged Yardmachine to the active roster. The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Guano Getcha-Sukka and Hickory Dickey Hickey to the inactive roster.
09-03-2090The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Immaculate Scheen, Karon Cowan, Guano Getcha-Sukka, Nacho House, and Litigious Johnson to the active roster. The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Mind Wiper, John McCormick, I Say "Wattitt B.Lyke" Thee Nay, Mucas Lucas, Aeneas Jones, and Dan Johnson to the inactive roster.
12-19-2089The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Karon Cowan to the active roster. The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Guano Getcha-Sukka to the inactive roster.
12-19-2089The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Freeman Takillia and Guano Getcha-Sukka to the active roster. The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Dan Johnson and Puffy Howsdown to the inactive roster.
10-30-2089The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Uguanda Dye to the active roster. The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Guano Getcha-Sukka to the inactive roster.
09-11-2089The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Guano Getcha-Sukka to the active roster. The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Uguanda Dye to the inactive roster.
09-04-2089The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Joe Mommah, Nacho House, and Wilmer Waxen to the active roster. The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved I Say "Wattitt B.Lyke" Thee Nay, Guano Getcha-Sukka, and Watchu Sey to the inactive roster.
05-01-2089The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Nechtie Garrett, Meathook McKinney, Gretta Grippe, I Say "Wattitt B.Lyke" Thee Nay, Tex Longhorn, Izon d'Thize, Guano Getcha-Sukka, and Watchu Sey to the active roster. The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Fingers d'Pie, Blinkin Bleeker, Joe Mommah, M. Bolden, Ooey Gooey, Wilmer Waxen, and Nacho House to the inactive roster.
12-20-2088The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Freeman Takillia, Immaculate Scheen, and Watchu Sey to the active roster. The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Guano Getcha-Sukka, Joe Mommah, and Tex Longhorn to the inactive roster.
11-14-2088The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Guano Getcha-Sukka to the active roster. The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Immaculate Scheen to the inactive roster.
10-03-2088The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Immaculate Scheen to the active roster. The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Guano Getcha-Sukka to the inactive roster.
09-19-2088The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Guano Getcha-Sukka to the active roster. The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Immaculate Scheen to the inactive roster.
08-22-2088The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Dirty Axtell, Oha Noah, and Wilmer Waxen to the active roster. The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Guano Getcha-Sukka and Mock Turtle Swoop to the inactive roster.
08-15-2088The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved I Say Thee Nay, Guano Getcha-Sukka, Derrie Murray, and Dean Shultz to the active roster. The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Nacho House, Wilmer Waxen, Ice Villa, and Blinkin Bleeker to the inactive roster.
08-17-2087The Omaha Oozen Oz have acquired Guano Getcha-Sukka from the waiver wire.
08-17-2087The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Ice Villa to the active roster.
08-17-2087The Omaha Oozen Oz have waived Guano Getcha-Sukka.
08-17-2087The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Oha Noah, Perry O'Donnell, and Puffy Howsdown to the active roster. The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Sucha "HowDoYouMeasureIt" Mann, Freeman Takillia, Dirty Axtell, and Guano Getcha-Sukka to the inactive roster.
08-17-2087The Omaha Oozen Oz have changed Dan White's name to Guano Getcha-Sukka.
08-17-2087The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Gawn O'Kaka-Kawkus, Dan White, and Todd Lenon to the active roster.