Curly Lambeau Football League
10-09-2079
#24|Elixir Tows Cornerback
Retired (2040, Age 34)
BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
Total Rating B   Help Conditioning 95%
Status Deceased (12-12-2076) Potential A-
Age at Death 70 Born 10-10-2006 in Stanton, CA
Drafted Round 2, Pick 25 (2028) Experience 11 Years (201 Wks)
College Illinois State College, 2029 Salary 845 ($113.414M/2079 $)
OFFENSE DEFENSE SPEC TEAMS
Throw Power D- Catching B- Pass Cover B+ Kick Power D+
Throw Acc F  Pass Blocking D- Run Cover C  Kick Acc C-
Carrying C+ Run Blocking F  Tackling B- Kick Return C 
        Pursuit B-    
PHYSICAL MENTAL DEXTERITY
Speed C+ Stamina C- Execution B  Agility B 
Strength D+ Health C- Aggressiveness C+ Hands C+
Jumping B-     Attitude C+ Break Tackle C+
ROLES
QB D+ C D  DT C- SS C  K F  GUN C+
WR C+ G D  DE C- FS C+ P D- KR C 
HB/TB C  T D+ ILB C  CB B  LS D- KRB C-
FB C- TE D+ OLB C  H C- HT B- KOS D-
YearTypeQBRBWRTECGTDTDELBCBSKPST
2028Game          82.4    
2029Game          210.0   0.6
2030Game        0.7 379.8   0.1
2031Game       0.1  458.6    
2032Game          361.0   0.0
2033Game          438.3    
2034Game          524.9   0.1
2035Game          489.2   0.0
2036Game          500.3   0.0
2037Game          489.6   0.1
2038Game          457.0    
2039Game              3.4
Numbers in this table represent the number of minutes played at each position. ST represents special teams positions other than K or P.

Career Transactions
DateTransaction
02-28-2041Elixir Tows has retired from football.
04-29-2040The Philadelphia Inovians have waived Elixir Tows.
10-24-2039The New Jersey Inovians have moved Chet Dennis to the active roster. The New Jersey Inovians have moved Elixir Tows to the inactive roster.
10-03-2039The New Jersey Inovians have moved Elixir Tows to the active roster. The New Jersey Inovians have moved Chet Dennis to the inactive roster.
10-03-2039The New Jersey Inovians have acquired Elixir Tows from the waiver wire.
08-29-2039The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Hal Deep, Dinty Green, Don Juan Adudat, Rock Wall, and Unob Taintium to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Hi Yowarski, Dik Dillweed, Mighty Kondria, M.T. Pockets, and Brian Matter to the inactive roster.
08-29-2039The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have waived Elixir Tows.
05-01-2039The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Ballbearing Mousetrap, Norris Farragut, Passmore U. Affiliate, Tomahawk Tampoon, Thunder Thighs, and John Ellis to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Elixir Tows, Bloody Cheek, Morrell Higene, Kix Arthor Perntz, Gom Jabar, and Don Juan Adudat to the inactive roster.
12-27-2038The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Elixir Tows to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Tomahawk Tampoon to the inactive roster.
12-19-2038The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Tomahawk Tampoon to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Elixir Tows to the inactive roster.
12-19-2038Elixir Tows of the Memphis Mephitic Miasma is injured with a hip contusion and is expected to be out for approximately 8 days.
09-05-2038The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Hal Deep, Elixir Tows, and Orlando Bysee to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Ballbearing Mousetrap, SlobberKnocker Riggs, and Lulu Wang to the inactive roster.
01-04-2038The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Ed Solomon, Urassus Dragon, and Myrtle Estherhaus to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Waskly Wabbitt, Jellyroll Gumdrop, and Elixir Tows to the inactive roster.
08-31-2037The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Hal Deep, Musan Skwerl, Waskly Wabbitt, Gunner Reeves, Hogshead Hamer, Morrell Higene, Hi Gain Muzak, Gom Jabar, Bloody Cheek, Ivan Ardon, Elixir Tows, Boyd N. DeVoid, Zyklon Bee, Jellyroll Gumdrop, and Cornjulio to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Wiseacre Nastycrack, Skinny Whiteboy, Ivan Wyms, Brad Sine, Orlando Bysee, Chucky Tall, Hizzenher Suit, Dewey Dawdle, Stone Dagin, Staccato Triplett, Urassus Dragon, Lettice "Let my passes go" Prey, Kane Sugar, and Weed Reed to the inactive roster.
08-10-2037The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Lettice "Let my passes go" Prey, Wiseacre Nastycrack, Skinny Whiteboy, Dewey Dawdle, Chucky Tall, Brad Sine, Easy Wynne, Drummond Fife, Biggeran Schmidt, Staccato Triplett, I. Schitchunott, Eddy Behr, and Hizzenher Suit to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Musan Skwerl, Waskly Wabbitt, Gunner Reeves, Jellyroll Gumdrop, Elixir Tows, Bloody Cheek, Boyd N. DeVoid, Gom Jabar, Hogshead Hamer, Myrtle Estherhaus, Morrell Higene, Hi Gain Muzak, Zyklon Bee, and Cornjulio to the inactive roster.
08-31-2036The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Kid Laywaste, Elixir Tows, Cornjulio, and Piledriver Jones to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Kenny Cowabunga, Wiseacre Nastycrack, Stone Dagin, and Ken Reese to the inactive roster.
08-11-2036The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Harry Allen, Tony Austin, Gary Bradley, Kris P. Kritter, and Craig Morrall to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Dynamo Humm, Jellyroll Gumdrop, Bloody Cheek, Waskly Wabbitt, Ivan Ardon, and Elixir Tows to the inactive roster.
08-27-2035The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Kid Laywaste, Elixir Tows, Boyd N. DeVoid, and Cornjulio to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Wachu Meenman, Myles Prower, Unbeknownst Toomey, Unob Taintium, and Crash Brannigan to the inactive roster.
08-06-2035The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Myles Prower, Lyle Danenhauer, Dwight Champion, and Jimmy Pasqua to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Kid Laywaste, Elixir Tows, Mister Greengenes, and Cornjulio to the inactive roster.
12-11-2033The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Max "Rubble" Hubbell and Elixir Tows to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Wachu Meenman and Bafoon Baboon to the inactive roster.
11-21-2033The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Elixir Tows to the inactive roster.
11-20-2033Elixir Tows of the Memphis Mephitic Miasma is injured with an ankle ligament sprain and is expected to be out for approximately 22 days.
10-10-2032The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Elixir Tows to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Wachu Meenman to the inactive roster.
09-13-2032The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Wachu Meenman to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Elixir Tows to the inactive roster.
09-12-2032Elixir Tows of the Memphis Mephitic Miasma is injured with an ankle ligament sprain and is expected to be out for approximately 21 days.
11-11-2030The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Elixir Tows to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Wachu Meenman to the inactive roster.
10-21-2030The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Wachu Meenman to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Elixir Tows to the inactive roster.
10-20-2030Elixir Tows of the Memphis Mephitic Miasma is injured with a leg contusion and is expected to be out for approximately 7 days.
09-23-2030The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Elixir Tows to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Wachu Meenman to the inactive roster.
09-15-2030The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Wachu Meenman to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Elixir Tows to the inactive roster.
09-15-2030Elixir Tows of the Memphis Mephitic Miasma is injured with a mild concussion and is expected to be out for approximately 10 days.
08-05-2030The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Nono Lett, Scott Wells, Elixir Tows, Hogshead Hamer, and Lewis Stule to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Cho Bidnez, Gary Fencik, Thin Hope, Earsatz Butler, and JitterJuice Jonson to the inactive roster.
12-03-2029The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved JitterJuice Jonson to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Elixir Tows to the inactive roster.
12-02-2029Elixir Tows of the Memphis Mephitic Miasma is injured with a shoulder ligament sprain and is expected to be out for approximately 26 days.
09-11-2028The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have changed Elixor Tows's name to Elixir Tows.
08-14-2028The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have changed David Bienemann's name to Elixor Tows.
08-07-2028The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved David Bienemann, Cleveland Beckman, Johnny Deal, Torkin Dworkin, and Roy Jones to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Repo Mann, Backfield Spectre, Gud Ancer, Cho Bidnez, and JitterJuice Jonson to the inactive roster.