Jim Thorpe Football League
04-28-2013
#56|Minion "Dancing" Larry Guard
Retired (1988, Age 33)
BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
Total Rating B   Help Conditioning 95%
Status Retired (1988) Potential D+
Age 58 Born 04-06-1955 in Chicago, IL
Drafted Round 1, Pick 11 (1976) Experience 11 Years (220 Wks)
College College of Arizona, 1977 Salary 845 ($1.118M/2013 $)
OFFENSE DEFENSE SPEC TEAMS
Throw Power F  Catching D+ Pass Cover D+ Kick Power C-
Throw Acc D+ Pass Blocking B+ Run Cover D+ Kick Acc C 
Carrying D+ Run Blocking B  Tackling C- Kick Return F 
        Pursuit D+    
PHYSICAL MENTAL DEXTERITY
Speed C  Stamina B  Execution C- Agility B 
Strength B+ Health C  Aggressiveness B  Hands B 
Jumping C-     Attitude C+ Break Tackle D+
ROLES
QB D  C C+ DT C  SS C- K D- GUN C 
WR D+ G B  DE C- FS D+ P D- KR D+
HB/TB D+ T B- ILB C  CB C- LS C  KRB C 
FB C  TE C+ OLB C  H C- HT C  KOS D-
YearTypeQBRBWRTECGTDTDELBCBSKPST
1976Game    420.634.0         
1977Game    507.484.9         
1978Game    475.843.20.2        
1979Game    467.179.0         
1980Game    584.935.30.1        
1981Game    499.347.42.8        
1982Game    0.4 568.4        
1983Game     507.4         
1984Game     603.90.3        
1985Game 1.5  0.3499.0         
1986Game    0.6576.1         
Numbers in this table represent the number of minutes played at each position. ST represents special teams positions other than K or P.

Career Transactions
DateTransaction
02-28-1989Minion "Dancing" Larry has retired from football.
08-15-1988The Oakland Pixar have moved Minion "Bazooka" Dave to the active roster.
08-15-1988The Oakland Pixar have waived Minion "Dancing" Larry.
08-10-1987The Oakland Pixar have moved Doug Tucker, Rick Mitchell, Wayne Mertes, Buzz Lightyear, and Joyce Polley to the active roster. The Oakland Pixar have moved Minion "Rocket" Dudley, Minion "Dancing" Larry, Minion "Loitering" Lance, Minion "Bazooka" Dave, and Billy Gunn to the inactive roster.
12-08-1985Minion "Dancing" Larry of the Oakland Pixar is injured with a shoulder muscle strain and is expected to be out for approximately 11 days.
09-25-1983Minion "Dancing" Larry of the Michigan Monster Minions is injured with an MCL sprain and is expected to be out for approximately 32 days.
12-12-1982Minion "Dancing" Larry of the Michigan Monster Minions is injured with a moderate concussion and is expected to be out for approximately 9 days.
08-29-1976Minion "Dancing" Larry of the Michigan Monster Minions is injured with a shoulder muscle strain and is expected to be out for approximately 15 days.
08-15-1976The Michigan Monster Minions have moved Minion "Dancing" Larry, Minion "Flying" Hobart, Minion "Bad Hair Day" Harry, Minion "Freeze" Ray, Biff Leahy, Minion "Saint" Michael, and Minion "Singing" Mark to the active roster. The Michigan Monster Minions have moved Curtis McNeal to the inactive roster.
08-15-1976The Michigan Monster Minions have changed John Mack's name to Minion "Dancing" Larry.