Franco Harris Football League
08-20-2113
#92|Helmut von Slobbernoch Defensive Tackle
Retired (2008, Age 34)
BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
Total Rating B   Help Conditioning 95%
Status Deceased (01-21-2046) Potential C 
Age at Death 71 Born 12-30-1974 in Salinas, CA
Drafted Round 2, Pick 64 (1997) Experience 9 Years (185 Wks)
College California University Davis, 1997 Salary 745 ($1080.128M/2113 $)
OFFENSE DEFENSE SPEC TEAMS
Throw Power D- Catching D  Pass Cover D+ Kick Power D-
Throw Acc D+ Pass Blocking D  Run Cover C  Kick Acc D-
Carrying D+ Run Blocking C+ Tackling B  Kick Return F 
        Pursuit C     
PHYSICAL MENTAL DEXTERITY
Speed C  Stamina C- Execution C+ Agility D+
Strength A- Health D+ Aggressiveness B  Hands D+
Jumping D      Attitude B- Break Tackle F 
ROLES
QB D- C D+ DT B  SS C  K F  GUN C 
WR D  G C- DE C+ FS C- P F  KR D 
HB/TB D  T C- ILB C+ CB C- LS D  KRB D+
FB C- TE D+ OLB C+ H D- HT D+ KOS D-
YearTypeQBRBWRTECGTDTDELBCBSKPST
1997Game       212.61.1      
1998Game     0.1 374.2       
1999Game       498.1       
2000Game       391.2       
2001Game       431.2       
2002Game       453.21.0      
2003Game       279.5       
2004Game       201.8       
2005Game       126.9       
2006Game       94.1       
Numbers in this table represent the number of minutes played at each position. ST represents special teams positions other than K or P.

Career Transactions
DateTransaction
02-28-2009Helmut von Slobbernoch has retired from football.
08-26-2007The Philadelphia Federalists have waived Helmut von Slobbernoch.
11-05-2006The Philadelphia Federalists have moved Beef Wellington to the active roster. The Philadelphia Federalists have moved Helmut von Slobbernoch to the inactive roster.
10-16-2006The Philadelphia Federalists have moved Helmut von Slobbernoch to the active roster. The Philadelphia Federalists have moved Beef Wellington to the inactive roster.
09-24-2006The Philadelphia Federalists have moved Bucky Ruckus to the active roster. The Philadelphia Federalists have moved Helmut von Slobbernoch to the inactive roster.
09-11-2006The Philadelphia Federalists have moved Don Porterfield, Howard Kanitbe, and Helmut von Slobbernoch to the active roster. The Philadelphia Federalists have moved Joe Apolo, Bucky Ruckus, and Don Hudson to the inactive roster.
08-07-2006The Philadelphia Federalists have moved Garrison Longmire, Lindsay Green, Bubby Blister, Frank Marek, Larry Parker, Tom Gregory, Jerry Trejo, and Hollywood Bradford to the active roster. The Philadelphia Federalists have moved George Harris, Don Porterfield, David "Goliath" Harris, Helmut von Slobbernoch, Kevin Del Bello, Nick Gann, and Forrest Grump to the inactive roster.
12-19-2005The Philadelphia Federalists have moved George Harris, Helmut von Slobbernoch, Nick Gann, and Reggie "Milton" Bradley to the active roster. The Philadelphia Federalists have moved Don Hudson, Larry Parker, Rosey DeRivetter, and Hollywood Bradford to the inactive roster.
12-18-2005The Philadelphia Federalists have moved Rusty Palmer, Don Hudson, Larry Parker, Rosey DeRivetter, and Hollywood Bradford to the active roster. The Philadelphia Federalists have moved George Harris, Don Porterfield, Helmut von Slobbernoch, Nick Gann, and Reggie "Milton" Bradley to the inactive roster.
09-11-2005The Philadelphia Federalists have moved Nick Gann and Helmut von Slobbernoch to the active roster. The Philadelphia Federalists have moved Larry Parker to the inactive roster.
05-01-2005The Philadelphia Federalists have moved Amani Baker, Corey Bauer, David "Goliath" Harris, Bubby Blister, Larry Parker, and Charlie Wallace to the active roster. The Philadelphia Federalists have moved Clarence "No Chevy" Alford, Hoge Larkin, Johny Bravo, Helmut von Slobbernoch, Gary Shorter, and Doug "Mack" Truckenmiller to the inactive roster.
08-31-2003The Philadelphia Federalists have moved Doug "Mack" Truckenmiller, Gary Shorter, Jim Noll, John Madarik, Helmut von Slobbernoch, Reggie "Milton" Bradley, and Durwood Seale to the active roster. The Philadelphia Federalists have moved Earl Watters, Susan Lucci, Carlos "Downtown" Brown, Owen James, Bob Chapman, James Miller, Furious George, Albert Wire, and Jeremy Allman to the inactive roster.
04-27-2003The Philadelphia Federalists have moved Snarley Davidson, Ike Lord, Blanchard Styles, Susan Lucci, Fred Sumler, David "Goliath" Harris, Carlos "Downtown" Brown, Owen James, James Miller, Dickie "Do" Albrecht, Mike McFadden, Corey "Sweet & Sour" Bauer, Kile Panos, Albert Wire, Markus Downe, and Jeremy Allman to the active roster. The Philadelphia Federalists have moved Doug "Mack" Truckenmiller, Gary Shorter, Ezra "Better Than" Jadzia, Wafflehouse King, Rick "Mega" Watts, Kevin Del Bello, Jim Noll, Doug Allert, Burmuda Schwartz, Hoge Larkin, John Madarik, Helmut von Slobbernoch, Braun Strowman, Durwood Seale, Lorian Soong, Angry Anderson, and Brian Lockhart to the inactive roster.
02-03-2002Helmut von Slobbernoch of the Philadelphia Federalists is injured with a mild concussion and is expected to be out for approximately 8 days.
10-08-2001The Philadelphia Federalists have moved Helmut von Slobbernoch to the active roster. The Philadelphia Federalists have moved Forrest Grump to the inactive roster.
09-23-2001The Philadelphia Federalists have moved Carvell Brennan to the active roster. The Philadelphia Federalists have moved Helmut von Slobbernoch to the inactive roster.
09-23-2001Helmut von Slobbernoch of the Philadelphia Federalists is injured with a hip contusion and is expected to be out for approximately 6 days.
09-18-2000The Philadelphia Federalists have moved Helmut von Slobbernoch to the active roster. The Philadelphia Federalists have moved Forrest Grump to the inactive roster.
09-10-2000The Philadelphia Federalists have moved Ken Mergenthal and Caleb Berwick to the active roster. The Philadelphia Federalists have moved Helmut von Slobbernoch and Leon Hood to the inactive roster.
09-10-2000Helmut von Slobbernoch of the Philadelphia Federalists is injured with an elbow inflammation and is expected to be out for approximately 9 days.
11-02-1998The Philadelphia Federalists have moved Helmut von Slobbernoch to the active roster. The Philadelphia Federalists have moved Lawrence Caldwell to the inactive roster.
10-19-1998The Philadelphia Federalists have moved Lawrence Caldwell to the active roster. The Philadelphia Federalists have moved Helmut von Slobbernoch to the inactive roster.
10-18-1998Helmut von Slobbernoch of the Philadelphia Federalists is injured with an ACL sprain and is expected to be out for approximately 21 days.
08-18-1997The Philadelphia Federalists have changed Bill Nock's name to Helmut von Slobbernoch.
08-04-1997The Philadelphia Federalists have moved Bill Nock, Sweeny Jeter, Steve Knecht, Durwood Seale, Ken Mergenthal, Carey Ossowski, Jeff Endress, Andy Wilson, Don Porterfield, and Tom Rucka to the active roster. The Philadelphia Federalists have moved Q.B. Crumpler, Kayo Wentworth, Ron Giannoni, Dark Helmet, Alphonso Granger, Willy "The" Kidd, Larry Brown, Corey Kyle, and Jason Heyward to the inactive roster.